Sausagefest - Noun(n.) - A party, get together, social event where there is at least a 3:2  Male to Female ratio. A sausagefest can easily be recognized by the lack of attractive women. If you find the there are not enough attractive women at the event, you can consume alcohol to help create more attractive women. Satisfaction gaurenteed (Until you wake up in the morning).

                   - Also, Sausagefest is a celebration of the tasty food item, held in the month of November in a Northern German town called Neubrandenburg in the Mecklenburg-Vorpommern region. There is no corellation between the two definitions of the word that we know of.

Poptacular - Adjective (adj.) - A song or artist that is so fucking mainstream that it makes my ears bleed at the mentioning of the bastard (Or bitch depending on gender). Poptacular only refers to what is currently in the mainstream media, the current hype so to speak. There are many sub-catagories of a Poptacular artist or song, and most of these catagories help give the viewer a rough estimate of how many braincells you will lose by listening to their garbage.

Coming soon, How many brain cells you will lose to a Poptacular song versus how many brain cells you will lose to eating lead paint chips. The results are shocking.

Falloutboyese - Noun(n.) - The language spoken fluently by the horrible singer of the horrible band Fall Out Boy. Clear indications of Falloutboyese can be identified by the following:

1) Muffled words that seem to flow into one long continuous word, until a brief halt in the speakers voice makes you realize that they just spoke an entire sentence.

2) You may notice a slight twinkle in the speakers eye, as if they are about to cry. If this is so, it is probably because he is emo and is relaying to you how horrible his middle class life is. Thank god you aren't fluent in Falloutboyese.

3) If you find yourself wanting to puncture your eardrum with a spoon, you might be hearing Falloutboyese.

Take heart though, because there are ways to repel the speakers of Falloutboyese. If there is a man speaking to you, quickly find a woman and bring her up close to you and start talking to her. The logic behind this is that although Emo kids are not gay, they have probably kissed another dude, and therefore find the presence of a woman very uneasing. You will find them running to the Emo hills in no time at all. Another way to scare off the Falloutboyese speaker, is to turn on some good music, like Bob Marley or something. This great music will make the idiot hate himself even more once he realizes that he or shim (Intended)  is listening to garbage.

Cuz I like to Party - Phrase(ph.) - Normally you wouldn't find a phrase in a dictionary, but this isn't exactly a normal dictionary. Use this phrase in a situation like this:

Bob: "Hey man, why are you acting like a fucking douche?"

Your Response: "Cuz I like to Party!"

This phrase should be used when the real answer to the persons question would make you look like a fucking retard. If you slap this line on them, the worst response you will get is "Aww yeah!"